Christian Pick Up Lines!

sarahrose7:

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…he never met you.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

The Word says, “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed those who are hungry.” How bout dinner tonight?

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Your hair is like a flock of goats.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

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